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All Chelsea players useless

All Chelsea players were confirmed to be rubbish after Saturday’s home defeat to Crystal Palace.

Chelsea fan and expert Gordon Moron told rivalsfootball that in the first 5 minutes the players were obviously Champions elect and on the way to being eternal Chelsea legends with the statue designs actually prepped and ready to go. However he went on to say that ‘from the moment the 2nd Palace goal went in, it was obvious we don’t have the quality for a sustained challenge. Hazard thinking of Madrid, Costa of those clay warrier things, and don’t get me started on that PlayStation loser Daniel Louis. The money they’re on, etc, etc, etc’

He then started to boo uncontrollably.

Come on Chels.


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